A friend of mine decided that he was going to do some cooking. He went to the kitchen, stopped and thought ‘I don’t know how to cook anything!’.
He then saw a gorgeous cookbook on the kitchen table titled How to be a Domestic Goddess: Cup-cake edition.
He opened a page to Fairy Cupcakes. The cupcakes were pink with love hearts drawn on them. He thought they looked delightful.
But then, he felt a wave of disgrace. (my friend, you see, is what I call the ‘homophobos’)
He suddenly smiled and felt satisfied that he had solved his problem, he decided to call them Macho Dudecakes, to make the more masculine. He then had the brilliant idea to draw dongs on them instead of love hearts. He thought, the modification wouldn’t be that hard seeing that they were similar shapes.
He then walked out the kitchen.
And didn't make them.
Sad…
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